The fuck?

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      4 months ago

      I like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system

      I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”

  • spacecadet@lemm.ee
    1·
    4 months ago

    There is either:

    1. A backstory we are missing
    2. Anon has a weird fetish
    3. mom has a weird fetish
    4. story is fake and straight
    5. story is real and gay
    6. some combination of the above