Stuck between ruru or Kea.
I’m a mix of Kiwi and Kākāpō.
That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they’re just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That’s basically a kea.
I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.
I already chose kea, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
keas are just bog standard parrots but larger
Where Pūteketeke?
- Gives piggyback rides
- Good co-parent
- Bulemia
“Yeah I’m totally a Kea” Your average kakapo
Goddammit.
thinks he’s a Kea
actually a Kākāpō
Kea:
- Actually a genius
- Will fuck with your shit
- Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife
Kereru:
- Big, bold and loud
- If I don’t like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
- Why is this branch touching the ground
I’ll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!
Kiwi!
I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.
Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT
Just according to kakapo. I mean kereru. I mean keikaku.
Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the “mostly foliage” part and knew I’d found the match.
Well, I can only be Kakapo.
I’d love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn’t, but I feel like it would be cool
It could turn into an interesting meeting for sure!
God damn, I love NZ birds
