Translation: JPMorgan’s PR department claims something in the hope to profit from the quantum hype now that the AI bubble is expected to burst. Just read the article. Buzzwords and vague techno-babble inflating a story around a physics experiment that has generated some numbers under lab conditions. Probably. The process keeps unspecified but is a “milestone”, provides “power beyond that offered by the most powerful classical supercomputers” (washes even whiter than white!), “the randomness was mathematically certified to be genuine using classical supercomputers” (wow!). etc, etc…