Jolteon

And doomscrolling Wikipedia is still healthier than doomscrolling anything else.

The addiction isn’t being defeated, it’s just being redirected from something worthless to something useful. Well, at least less useless.

80,000/70 ≈ 1150.
1 Million * 1150 = 1.15 Billion

That seems like a big enough fine to not be just be a slap on the wrist.

His mother never died, and is yelling at anon to take out the trash.