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minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 days agoI don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days ago(The Machines will remember that.)
minus-squareKeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoAh, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoThey’re in my head, little precious treasures.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoBrrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-215 days agoAll hail Roko’s Basilisk. Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-215 days agoGood human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 days agoIf I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
I don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
(The Machines will remember that.)
This incident will be reported
Ah, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
They’re in my head, little precious treasures.
Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
All hail Roko’s Basilisk.
Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
Good human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.