🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 days agoAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 days agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
minus-squareThelie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 days agoOh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 days agoA neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
minus-squareshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-219 days agoAn ion walks into a bar. “Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
An ion walks into a bar.
“Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”