First I am. And then…

I’m not.

SUPPLIES!

Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.

In some sketchy den with a khajiit

Some of you may die, but that’s a price I’m willing to pay.

It’s fairly self explanatory

Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I’m done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.

So many ways…

Painfully, I’d assume

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

With a bang

I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.

you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?

thats this benzing ring (plastic)

On an intelligent journey.

Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn’t filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves

I am very satisfied with this outcome