The pitch is a bitter response to President Trump’s plan to purchase Greenland, which Denmark currently owns.
Jesus titty fucking christ how obliviously ignorant do you have to be to not realize the satirical nature-…
Oh, nvm when will the boomers fucking die already
Maybe France would be interested to buy back Louisiana as well.
This is the “Louisiana” they sold:
I wanna carve out Philly and submit myself to whichever EU nation is willing to take us. We voted against the fascist by double digit margin, and in the last mayoral democratic primary, a pluality of us voted for the progressive candidates (but the votes split on two of the progressive democrats so they both lost, thanks FPTP).
California accepts denmark’s bid. Please.
Honestly Washington State is the one I’d buy, but given the weird conservative obsession with beating up on California you can probably get a better deal.
I looked up what hygge means and I am all for it!
California should offer itself to sell to Canada already
What’s hygge
Edit: that warm cozy feeling
I like how this underscores what a joke they think Trump is.
I hope they change the name to Hyggewood
Yes please. If you could finalize the deal before April 15 that would be very helpful.
What’s happening on April 15?
Tax day….
oh, I’m not american so I don’t know your tax days.
they offered to buy Washington DC but it seems Russia beat them to it.
With a pee room and some shady video
slow claps
Well done sir, well done.
Hygge me baby
gettin’ Hygge with it!
Yes! California native here. We accept.
$1 is a pretty good deal.
They should have charged, honestly.
EU citizenship with no hassle?
Hell yes!
No hassle? I think you severely underestimate the effort required to learn Danish.
Wouldn’t be the first bilingual EU country.
The Danish Realm already has three official languages, adding two more shouldn’t be a problem.
Humoring the situation, I imagine English would be an accepted official language of the region lol
English and Spanish would surely be given the same status as Greenlandic and Faroese.
Yes, sign me up. I’m ready. Right now. Seriously. Do they want money?
This would be the biggest mass migration to California since the last one.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
