It’s a philosophical story wrapped in a scifi film skin-suit.

FTFY

Me when I realize that they’re just glossing over the fucking symbols and rug pulling the plot while blowing “time travel glitter” into you’re eyes and whispering “you’re welcome” at you:

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The pitch is a bitter response to President Trump’s plan to purchase Greenland, which Denmark currently owns.

Jesus titty fucking christ how obliviously ignorant do you have to be to not realize the satirical nature-…

the-sun.com

Oh, nvm when will the boomers fucking die already