Dizzy Devil Ducky

If possible, just get in my family’s van and get into a big enough accident that I die. I ain’t living in any form of zombie apocalypse if I have the choice.

Sliding joycons against a flat surface? Cannot wait for it to come out they intentionally made them so piss poor that after a few times doing it, your joycon breaks and you need to get an official new one in order to use that feature, which will probably be shamelessly required to use an important feature in some place like their shitty store.

When he gets to the point where he needs life support, I hope some child who needed that wi-fi hotspot and couldn’t get it, because that loser got his way, is able to block his life support. Nothing of value would be lost.

If it’s something I really want and using crypt(dot)cc or whatever it is with the captcha like puzzles with the alien like creatures, I disable and make sure to re-enable when done. Otherwise I go away.

For other sites, if I cannot element destroy it and see the content, I’m outta there as fast as a deadbeat who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant.