To be fair, in the Danes bought California, and made it part of Denmark, you wouldn’t really be able to call or small anymore. California is roughly the same size as Germany+Austria.

If Canada wants to make an offer for the Western seaboard, they should speak up soon

No offense to the Danes, but I’d like to see what the Nederlanders are offering before we make a decision

No, that’s impossible, they were only born like . . . Oh good when did I become an old?