All the brands of vehicle that have some of the worst historical reliability!

I only have an estimated 96 remaining years on this planet. Why would I care about my data after that?

I get what you’re saying, but records are still sold today, despite Spotify and lossless audio files. Retro games are having a resurgence.

Don’t just continue selling a worse version of something that exists, be unique and special, even if it’s technically… uh, worse.

That’s your biggest takeaway from the Switch, not the fact that it’s a portable console with detachable controllers that can expand to your TV!? Or is that too integral and less of a gimmick…?

I cannot adequately describe how mildly interested I am. But I guess we’ll see…

Yeah! Fuck you, Ra! I got sunburned on Lake Powell!

I don’t currently sail the high seas, but clamping down on access and making it harder to enjoy content, increasing prices, blocking account sharing, and adding unskippable ads and promos make me want to pirate, just out of spite!

“Wasted”? They’re literally figuring out how the world around us works!