“I needed a picnic blanket”

“here, use this thinn glitter blanket”

“the fuck?”

That multi-purpose glitter fabric tho, omg, I always hated it so much.

True.
That’s why he behaved extra normal.

Did we ever found out which of the Romulans had that affair with him (that supposedly happened on Risa)? I bet the brainwash tech only went so far & someone had to do the rest manually.

And with scanning equipment everywhere around, the thing itself was brought aboard particle by particle via the transporter.

No, the latter one implies the bodies were somehow stuck up there & wouldn’t fall down.

Get the SCP team here asap.

For real.

Just another day in the system only oppressing the poor.

The edgy TV show network?
I would expect them to specifically run episodes with plane crashes, and advertise their efforts.

Wouldn’t that bring more revenue & resonate with their demographic?

And the button is just more pain.