Farfalle, because its also a firework. If im not taking fireworks into consideration I’d have to say rigatoni, they have a good heft to them and take on sauce well. Good with butter and hot sauce.

That article is a work of art!

One of my favorite apps (not updated, doesnt work very well anymore), but I still have it installed:

https://freewarelovers.com/android/apps/tricorder

Banger of a track too: https://www.whosampled.com/DJ-Shadow/Stem-(Cops-'N'-Robbers-Mix)/

Takes me back to the good ol’ days of adding echo commands to autoexec.bat so the computers would display stupid shit on boot.