But that’s what you’re doing too. Making the meme the correct way round.

They really do their best to avoid words like debt and loan. Those are serious words, this is just a bit of fun! Buy now pay later! 3 easy installments!

How do you know the wanker wasn’t related to you in some way?

I hate this attitude. “Never let your child out of your sight or they’ll immediately be kidnapped”.

You know they’re more likely to be abused by family than a stranger. By your rationale you should never allow family to see your children either.

It’s too similar. Can I suggest penext. Like penultimate

It’s sometimes called an overbalanced wheel, an early perpetual motion device. The idea is that there’s more weights on the right side than the left side, so the wheel will turn clockwise. The weights are on rods that fall to the right as the wheel turns, so there’s always going to be more weights on the right. So the wheel turns forever. Free power woohoo!

The reality is that the balls on the left are further away from the axle. Futher from the axle = greater torque. Surprise surprise it all cancels out and the wheel eventually comes to rest.

White with a hint of slumlord

UK here. We use magnolia for every wall, thank you very much

Oeuf is French for egg. “Un oeuf” sounds like “enough”

We have some like that in England, for example a Frenchman only ever carries one egg because an egg is un oeuf