Lord Wiggle

When I order nationally it ships today, arrives tomorrow. When I order from a neighboring country it takes 1 to 2 days longer. Just don’t order from China.

Bro we’re already living in one. Might as well have some fun shooting zombies in your dreams instead of doomscrolling in reality.

I’d order the sweater with the text “the hardest part about a zombie apocalypse is pretend I’m not excited”.

List stuff to sell, like your car, but have it say with the price “will only accept eggs”. Plus side of this joke will be that you don’t have to go in debt to purchase some eggs for it.

Tell crypto people to invest into CHCKN as it will be a solid investment. If they ask which crypto that is, you tell them “no no, chicken, as in the bird. EGG currency is going to skyrocket”

3d print a plastic egg box with plastic card holder in it and tell people you got a new wallet.

Goin to an underground rave on Friday, after party on Saturday, chilling on Sunday with a nice walk through te forest and dinner with some friends.

If you do not revolt against the government, you will receive a free cybertruck as a replacement for your house, which will be too expensive to live in.

Each immigrant willing to leave voluntarily will receive a free cybertruck.

The US military, firefighters, EMT’s and police force will get new vehicles! They will all start to use cybertrucks.