Not a generated shitgloss version. Anything but a generated shitgloss version.

Nice bigotry and assumptions. Pathetic. I have boston terriers. I’m sorry you’re judgemental about things you don’t know. It will not serve you well in life.

Keep in mind the only bad thing about pitbulls is they’re bull-headed: They’ll barrel in to things and can be rough simply because they’re hyper little weirdos, not violent killing machines. Roughness can be misconstrued as violence, even in humans (ask me how I know!).

I say all that to mean … maybe also befriend the dog regardless of what happens. If you’re nicer to him than the “trashy” owners, he’ll listen to you better and maybe be nicer to the stuff he thinks is yours regardless of what the owners do.

Wasn’t Play Boy rather progressive at all times? What’s the broken clock?

I really hate peoples’ misconstruing of attraction with objectification. The presence of nudity doesn’t make something bad, exploitative, or wrong. The presence of someone attractive does not mean that is the entire point.