At least you’re not a black Nazi, bud. Money doesn’t equal happiness. I bet he’s miserable.

This dude is off the fucking rails, batshit insane.

I’ll have you know that I am the king of spaghetti by birthright and you shall relinquish all of your noodles to me posthaste

New Luigis Mansion just dropped

Oui hon hon

What did I tell you about sniffing my flashlights? I can’t take your shit anymore, Rachel.

You will get only pickle.

That’s too much dry spaghetti at once what the fuck are you doing

May I offer you a delicious pickle, in these trying times?

Here’s a Malbolge print statement:

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Good luck.

EDIT: I think I gave ChatGPT an aneurysm