I just want you to know, I appreciated your deez nuts joke.

Holy shit that timed perfectly with me scrolling the comments the first time.

I’m not entirely sure “made for 5 years olds” is accurate. I had the game around that age and certainly couldn’t beat it either.

But it’s not ready because insert niche use case that only applies to me and no, I will not seek out open source alternatives to insert closed source software

Reminds me of that time I updated my UEFI firmware which automatically re-enabled secure boot which caused my Nvidia driver to fail to load on boot because Nvidia doesn’t sign them so I was stuck with the noveau(spelling?) driver which would crash when I tried to log into my DE. What an adventure figuring that out was. Oh, and the cherry on top: updating the firmware didn’t fix the initial issue I was troubleshooting.

Ok but playing a game through a mirror would be hard af