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I only notice that the bigger the resolution, the smaller the text when the game in question has poor scaling options for the 2D elements…

Insane motherfuckers: “Pour the acetone in my mouth!”

a finger on the monkey’s paw curls

Your wish is granted, and you immediately die from 8 years of accumulated dehydration happening all at once.

I thought that said fights at first and I started wondering where the adult vs children fights were happening.

The Sims 4 (or 3, I forget) strove to reach the dream version of this: You buy a cheap property in a fully open world and ‘functioning’ town and you could walk from your front door to the town center, and the neighbour you see may also drive to town and you’ll see them there

That was 3. 3 also has the best customization system where you can make custom patterns for literally every object in the game, so you never had to live with mismatching furniture if you didn’t want to.

It’s the arcade-ified evolution of System Shock, IMO.

It has a lot of the same mechanics and ideas; but it’s all an inch deep instead of having any real depth.

As an RPG hybrid, it kinda sucks. As a straight up FPS, with action as the primary feature, compared to the contemporaries at the time is pretty good. Similar to how Fallout 4 sucks ass as an actual RPG, but is a pretty great FPS.

I would actually be amazed if I ever bricked a PC fucking around with installing software to it. At the very worst, I might have to move a jumper pin to flash the CMOS and start fresh like I never even touched the thing. If somehow even that fails, it would be a unique experience.

Just on my Lemmy.World account. Pawb is down for maintenance while they clone the database and move things around today. The display name is still Kolanaki, tho.

Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?

sigh does it at least come with ranch or peanutbutter? Celery is better with one of those.

My two dogs. Kona and Loki. I just combined them, but accidentally put an A where an O should have been and just went with it.

Ko Lo Na Ki

So, uh… You gonna trade me a better machine for my current one, Microsoft?

That piano riff. You know the one.

At least games make sense, as the graphics get better. Though in some cases, the compression is also better. Like PS5 games are smaller on average than their PS4 versions, even though they have higher resolution textures in most cases, just because the PS5 has better compression/decompression tech.

Now you need to try bottoming to see if you don’t like that. Maybe what you hate is being the top 🤷🏻‍♂️

Totally fair. Why should the business get the award when the people that made the thing that won the award no longer work for the business?

I’m still super fond of the Net Yaroze development PlayStations. This would be cool to have, but I’m not sure what you could do with it.