I’m going to assume the zombies are the result of a microbial/viral infection reanimating a cadaver. Those muscles aren’t going to stay functional for long, because the body is dead, systems have stopped etc.

I’ll just get enough water and canned food to survive a week. Just lock the doors and stay inside until the zombies outside stop moving.

I’ve seen someone walking a pig in the forest. Yes, a large pink hairless pig. It was almost like walking a dog, but this animal was quite a bit larger than most dogs.

If monofloral relationships require too much commitment, why not consider joining a polyfloral rainbow butterfly community. Maybe polyfloral is the way to go.

An AI ga also do the job, spend the money on Netflix and watch the movies for you.

As an international Lemmy user, my biased, uninformed, misguided and objectively wrong perception is that Americans solve these things with guns.

Source: Never been to USA, but I’ve seen lots of Hollywood action movies produced in the 80s and 90s.