No fucking way. Not even if the car was free.

This is a football game we’re talking about?

Dude, that’s because it’s literally based on scrolls.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Sea_Scrolls

Who cares. Reddit is dead to me, and spez murdered it.

Reddit was amazing. I will always enjoy and fondly remember what it was like before Spez fucked up one of the most reputable cultures and brands in internet history. Fuck that guy… just… what a fucking shithead to destroy something so wonderful.