A functional pancreas. Worked perfectly fine for 27 years, then my body just decided it was evil. Super neat.

That’s not the only thing you said. You also implied emulation is only used for piracy, and then got rude and condescending when people rebutted your statement.

Not sure why I’m bothering with this, more trouble than a troll’s worth, to be honest.

I didn’t buy a $1200 PC to play TotK. I already had a $1200 PC and decided I wanted to use it to play the game I paid for (and dumped with my own console) with better performance.