Care to elaborate which of these murderers you’re referring to? Besides, I’m making a global omelette here. Expect broken eggs.

I see someone read the rules correctly!

You know, you’re absolutely right.

This is beautiful.

Haha, this was in no particular order. I mean, if I had Dragonball powers, I’d be razing the entire fucking planet right now.

By Death Note rules, it could take too long and revert to a heart attack.

Donald J. Trump - Death by french fry asphyxiation on live TV

DJ Vance - Killed by a falling piece of furniture

Elon Musk - Hit by a Cybertruck in a freak accident

Pete Hegseth - Alcohol poisoning

Robert F Kennedy Jr. - Brain aneurysm live on TV

Kash Patel - shot by an unknown professional hitman

Christy Noem - Hit by a speeding dump truck

Pam Bondi - Electrocuted by a faulty power line near her podium (live, of course)

Linda McMahon - Stone Cold Stunner by a J6’er

Marco Rubio - Smashes face through a plate glass window

Elise Stefanik - Falls out a window

Vladimir Putin - Poisoned by comrade

Benjamin Netanyahu - Islamic extremist knife attack

Kim Jong-un - Slips and falls down some stairs, breaking his neck

Xi Jinpeng - Exposure to toxic honey

I could go on and on, you get the idea…

Haha, Americans are fat. I mean, it’s true: American obesity is about 40 percent. I blame wheat.