I wish it was just the SCOTUS that was corrupt and bogus. This all three branches thing is bumming me out.

Yeah I didn’t know he was gone, I blocked him awhile ago for being a complete fucking dick.

Check it, yo. In the 90s all the articles and rumors around quantum computing were exactly the same. Exactly.

Whenever I hear about some new quantum computing breakthrough, I spend about five seconds wondering if it’s real and then I feel very nostalgic because no, it never is.

Aw yeah. That’s the stuff.

If only there was some kind of - instantly accessible worldwide publishing entity that could, say, display the book immediately on demand.

Back then they weren’t as likely to openly get away with it.

riiiiiiight!

referees are reviewing the play

“On further review . . . the joke is acceptable . . . . first down”

*crowd cheers*

Bought and paid for.

Back to work you poors. Keep consuming!

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

First off, Signal hasn’t said anything, this is an accusation made at a conference in Kyiv. So - who knows, they’re behind, they don’t have billions to support an army, who knows.

IF they have chosen to not help Ukraine where at all possible, that would be bad.

All of that said, if I was running a modern army using an encrypted chat app, I’d fucking have all that shit in-house, wtf. It’s 2025. Ukraine already has a bunch of l337 h4X0rs. I’m sure they could slap something together in days and have it in the field in weeks.

Anyone who has been paying attention has been waiting for this enormous bag of shit to explode already.

“we looked at the prices between the two lowest-priced cars on ten different websites. Here’s a whole article about doing that.”

but I doubt they know that.

That’s exactly the point. They’re following a playbook from the 90s at best.

1. because it’s supporting it
2. because it’s a fascist cesspool
3. ‘the enemy’ runs all social media except Mastodon (for tweet-like things)
4. being on Xitter gives Xitter authority and power over their words, not to mention personal data.

Hey, pit bulls are big huggabugs when they’re not raised by assholes. A pit bull with proper weapons training would never have had poor trigger discipline.

Bruh. Can’t believe you fell for that. Oldest cat trick in the book. Best don’t be late with those treats!

Why are ANY Democrats on Xitter?!

DNC, get your idiot consultants gone already.

In response, McBride said, “Thank you, Madam Chair,” before beginning her remarks. She was soon cut off by the subcommittee’s ranking member Rep. William Keating, D-Mass., who asked Self to repeat his introduction. He then called McBride “mister” again.

“Mr. Chairman, you are out of order,” Keating shot back. “Mr. Chairman, have you no decency? I mean, I’ve come to know you a little bit. But this is not decent.”

Though Self said it was time to continue the hearing, Keating replied, “You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way.” Self then adjourned the hearing.

Self later explained himself in a post on X, formerly Twitter, saying that “It is the policy of the United States to recognize two sexes, male and female,” referring to President Donald Trump executive order in January.

McBride later wrote on X that “No matter how I’m treated by some colleagues, nothing diminishes my awe and gratitude at getting to represent Delaware in Congress.”

Fascists fashing in addition to being contemptible fuckwits.

Well it sure beats parenting!