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Making all that extra poison constantly ain’t cheap. You also have to keep it from killing you. Which means they absolutely needed that much poison. What horror lies beneath Australia…

first they came for the disney remakes starring war criminals or whatever, and there was no one left to speak

it’s a remake of gal gadot and it has disney in it, it’s absolutely the best idea to ban it

back in my day, astronauts could write in cursive!

one time, my sister told me we should watch the unaltered star wars trilogy. through the magic of two hungarians who speak very good english, i managed to hear that “unaltered” as “anal turd”

i was somewhat puzzled for a bit there, i gotta admit

Mammals can’t do green. They can do orange easy

i would just like to mention that the physics of the universe in LOTR are obviously very different, since you can sometimes see stars during the day, if you’re in a deep valley

the world was flat until numenor made war on the undying lands. at that point, numenor sank and the world was made round and the undying lands were placed somehow outside them, so that elves could still sail west along the straight way and get there, but everyone else just sailed west around the globe.

later, tolkien changed his mind about a lot of this and played with it, trying to turn it into an always roundworld (scientifically accurate myth was his goal at this point) but couldnt really figure out how it’d work and he was old and then he died

no, that’s not why. it’s because elves can just see better. it’s the same reason they can walk on top of snow. they are slightly outside the laws that apply to ordinary humans. even aragorn is a hair over the line.

turned to steel in a great magnetic field

lol he’s not a traitor, he didnt betray capital

lenin was a mushroom, so this checks out

I AM SO READY FOR A WORLD WITH A MINECRAFT CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

but why not just use ext4, which isnt buggy?

they dont, they just have another whiskey and ponder who shot JR

gamer children being weird? huh.

or maybe children are young

pff, that’s nothing. how many have they caused?

cos we’ve been around only a few million years and we’ve already caused one

they’ve started to post, sir

finally