$120 for three lines with unlimited 5G internet + calls/texts (slower speeds after 50GB but still pretty fast). Also free roaming and calls/texts/internet while in Canada and Mexico.

Definitely not the best, but also not the worst.

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

Not sure why either, but life goes on ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Moe 90th of your name. Meet the new and improved Moe 93rd of his name, king of the Andals and the First Men.