propter_hog [mirror/your pronouns]

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Society really fucking hates women

Don’t forget the sea kraits that live off the coast in Australian waters

wtf

Ok but 15 miles is over the horizon isn’t it?

How do you know which finger to put the wedding band on

I need this on a shirt

It’s ok when someone performs a task differently than you would have.

I’m not your fella, pal

The anal remark? I didn’t. I was imagining that even if the probe was in the patient’s anus that it would still be at a really uncomfortable angle.

Ah, I’m on a phone, I missed the text at the bottom

Maybe I have a dirty mind, but it seems like the scope is going inside the patient in an unpleasant manner.

This is likely what Tim the Enchanter actually saw, which he misidentified as “just a bunny”. We can infer this from the aftermath that followed.

Jorge Cham is a treasure

Fuck it, I need three more red pills, too

Imma need three more of them blue pills homie

I may have inadvertently spread these two specific lies about opossums before.

lul the cat’s dead hurhur

OP is an average enjoyer

fossilesque has a Ph.D. in shitposting