BEEP. ENTER NUMBER OF SINS. DISPENSING HOLY WATER AT 50 GALLONS PER SECOND.

If the slightest issue comes up the Seinfeld bass guitar riff plays.

And then the humans will have showers where they shall sing for us for free! (Evil spider laughter)

Yo let me get a dime bag of that geology.

(Shouting over club music as she’s twerking) EXCUSE- EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU THICC OR SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION?

They rollie. They pollie.

Massive mathematical explosion

The terrorists are gonna either think here’s another British agent, or it’s McLovin the 25 year old organ donor.

Remember, Mittens used to run the Holy Roman Empire, so a little bow and groveling go a long way…also he puked on the rug.

Damn. 10$ drive by tiddy must be on point.