stebo

me when shopping and I can’t decide which one to buy

No shit, it’s literally just a big bullet. Or a wrecking ball on wheels.

huh?

in some cases, comparison is the bringer of joy

laws for thee not for me

what game is this

20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I’m getting those wizard powers at 30

every time i get a zip file from a mac user it has a folder with random junk in it. what’s up with that? i can open the files without it so clearly those files are unnecessary

i thought it said “than you sink” and that you were making a German coastguard joke