• ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Given the religious fervor throughout its history, how about naming it after an ancient biblical region?

    Transjordan?

    Wait. Shit, that won’t work, even Jordan’s gone woke. Maybe something else in the region?

    OH! How about Gilead!?

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      55 minutes ago

      Sodom. From the story of Sodom & Gommorah, but I would choose the name based on a passage from Ezekiel.

      “This was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy.”

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        2 minutes ago

        I grew up being taught that America was literally the “Whore of Babylon” from the Book of Revelation.

        And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. - Revelation 17:5

        It was specifically said to be a prophecy about the United States and once you understood that, the rest of the story just clicked into place! I want to vomit just thinking back to that bullshit.

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      10 hours ago

      Except Transjordan isn’t biblical. It’s the region of Palestine that became The Kingdom of Jordan. As opposed to Cisjordan, which is the region that became Israel and the present Palestine.

      But I don’t think we’re allowed to say cis anymore. /s

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        10 hours ago

        Except Transjordan isn’t biblical

        I know, but when I Googled to confirm the name of the country in Handmaid’s Tale, I noticed the real Gilead was in Transjordan, saw a joke opportunity sitting there, and that was the smoothest I could work it in. I’m open to workshopping it.