• OpenStars@piefed.social
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    19 hours ago

    You are missing the parts where they pull the wildest possible estimate out of their ass, then blame the worker for not living up to it.

    Oh uh… is that just me? Okay then…

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      6 hours ago

      We are implementing the feature in this two week sprint. (It is a four week task and is not amenable to being further decomposed - at least not with meaningful exit criteria.)

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      9 hours ago

      PM: “How long is developing this feature going to take?”

      Me: “Due to all the refactoring that’s needed --which I’ve been repeatedly bringing up for two years – just to implement it, it’s going to take about 6 months.”

      PM: “Is there any way you can have it ready for the release in two weeks?”

      Me: “No.”

      PM: Proceeds to tell everyone that it will be ready for the release in two weeks.