All we have to do is rename b-trees to “hash tables” and database lookup times will be changed forever.

Then they can ask the chatbot how to get the country out of debt.

Or maybe use a better workflow where you’re not first finding issues after the work is already done?

I guess dragons could technically be “big game”.

He should be in the Alps already if he’s serious about this.

The world is shocked to discover that Terry’s Chocolate Oranges are actually seed pods for intelligent extra terrestrial life.

Honestly it’s good for the MAGA crowd to see that normal people in America are armed too. They see themselves as wolves among sheep, while the masses are armed only with their useless empathy and critical thinking skills.

Interview: “reverse this binary tree with an algorithmic efficiency of O(1)”

Job: “The marketing team would like you to indent this button by 10 pixels”