I was hoping for lizzards

I’ll seed zucc’s mom and sister.

Finally, a reason to live

Fake: dating someone

Gay: having a boyfriend

wonder if they’d ban you for saying “laser”

Cardboard sometimes

>be me
>father
>have 2 kids, 18 and 12
>older autistic & unemployed
>they arm wrestle and the older kid lets him win
>rare time i'm proud of my older son
>younger kid is proud and happy
>gently tease my older boy about being weaker than a 12 year old
>wife joins in
>all's well and good
>both leave to do something else

5 minutes later

>seems too quiet...
>decide to visit the boys' room
>walk in and see older son mid kick
>younger kid goes flying through the air
>hits wall so hard it leaves a hole
>has to go to the hospital
>send older kid to live with my parents for a while

is it too late to consider abortion bros?