Speak not to me in the low-tongue, Arcanian!

The solution is so easy, we just need a quickly digestible post that can be posted to Reddit and be immediately grokked. I propose the following: (hem, hem)

• You there, Canadian! Go to lemmy.ca!
• You there, Britannian! Go to feddit.uk!
• You there, Germanian! Go to feddit.org or discuss.tchncs.de!
• You there, Denmarkian! Go to feddit.dk!
• You there, Franconian! Go to jlai.lu!
• You there, Swedonian! Go to feddit.nu!
• You there, Australian! Go to aussie.zone!
• You there, Mid-Westian! Go to midwest.social!
• and so forth…

I really think it will drive up the numbers without any confusion

Eh why not, might mellow them out a little

Why is the chili wearing a cape? Or is that… hair?

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.

Well, not all of you. We’ll massacre and purge your more moderate siblings and cousins, but we really like YOU, so we’re gonna clone you as much as we can.

You’re welcome.