My great grandfather’s black leather Stetson flat cap. Wearing it now, in fact.

No way he’d ever do such a thing. I know a guy who said they saw him at a party in Pittsburgh at the time of the shooting.

I was banned for “showing extreme indifference” when that really funny thing happened to the health care CEO

This week’s Behind the Bastards about Jim Caviezel is hilarious.

In the time I’ve been waiting for Skywind to release, I:

Met my future wife

Started grad school

Got engaged

Finished my Masters’

Got married

Bought a condo

Published two textbooks

Started a doctorate

Became a dad

Sold a condo

Bought a house

Finished my PhD

Got tenure

Started sending my kid to preschool

Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.

I feel bullied by this question

I have a feeling you would absolutely love “The Gargoyle” by Andrew Davidson.