Lions regularly fight other big cats, mostly lions. Tigers do not. My money is on Leo.

Brilliant!

If one studies any foreign language, one of the first things one should learn is how to say “My Hovercraft is full of eels”. And in fact I have done this. Why? Because when someone is studying an unusual choice of language (in my case it’s Modern Greek) one is inevitably asked to “Say something in (Greek in my case)”. So the sentence, which is objectively absurd, actually becomes useful. I’m considering Irish as my next language. Why Irish? Maybe speaking some Irish would help me get an Irish passport so I can escape from Fascist America.

Argument clinic is what I was going to choose haha

The Biggus Dickus sketch is brilliant.

I like the defective Hungarian/English phrase book sketch a lot.

Good Sweet Baby Jesus! This is a real thing???

To me, Durian tastes like onion ice cream. Yummy!

That people in the Netherlands actually buy Heineken’s makes me thing that they must like skunky beer there.